Chris Brown will serve NO Jail time for the beatdown!!

So, Chris Brown copped a plea and he will not be serving any jail time. Damn!! I kinda wanted to hear stories of prisoners making the R&B crooner they lil bitch. Womp. Anyways, Chris Brown was ordered to stay clear of Rihanna and her cock-a-too inspired hair within 50 yards. Im guessing his penis will find a way to get past this. Also, he must serve 180 days of community labor, basically the boy gonn' pick up trash and other shit in his small Virginia town w. the un-pronounecable(def made up this word)  name. I doubt that he will actually do this "labor" as im sure he is viewed as a "golden boy". I guess we'll see if Chris can bounce back fully from this scandal. As for his bird of paradise girlfriend, im still over her.

-Tori Cheyenne